

Look, nobody came here for fine print. You came for music, holiday vibes, and maybe some sparkly merch. But since your trust matters more than my vocal warm-ups, here’s the deal:
WHAT WE COLLECT (aka: the basics)
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Your info when you share it — like your name, email, or shipping address if you buy something or sign up for updates.
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Website vibes — basic analytics (like which pages are popular) so we know what you actually care about. No creepy tracking. Just enough to keep the sleigh running smoothly.
WHAT WE DO WITH IT
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Use it to send you the good stuff (news, releases, tour dates, deals).
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Keep your orders moving without mix-ups (nobody wants Santa sending your vinyl to the wrong chimney).
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Improve the site so it’s less “lump of coal,” more “holiday cheer.”
WHAT WE DON'T DO
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We don’t sell your info. Not to elves, not to corporations, not to anyone. Ever.
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We don’t stalk you around the internet. That’s just tacky.
YOUR CHOICES
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You can unsubscribe from emails anytime — the “unsubscribe” link is your magic key.
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Want to know what info we have on you? Just ask. Want us to delete it? Done.
SECURITY
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We guard your info like it’s the last cookie on Christmas Eve. Reasonable tech protections, regular check-ins, and a whole lot of “no funny business.”
In short: We only take what we need, we only use it to make your experience better, and we protect it like it’s a rare bootleg record.